Dumb blondes, Airheads, Rich bitches, Snotty Sluts with money…..lo0000000ts of money. Our hollywood-world is loaded with them. Can you name a few? Let’s start off with Jessica Simpson, seriously, wouldn’t you love to _ _ _ _ her? I would. So would my horny friends. I wonder if Tiger Woods _ _ _ _ _ _ her?!?! Just asking. Paris is so old now, but she’s loaded so that counts! Any takers? She’s loaded…you could have an orgasm just holding her Gucci handjobbag. Sorry, my hand’s shaking it just thinking about. I’m OK, just have to focus. Who’s next? I’m making a list so just you wait and see. More to come….oh my god!!!!
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
MONKEY BUSINESS WITH PARIS HILTON
A lot of you are searching today for Paris Hilton news. It appears that since Lady Gaga came on the scene, she has out-platinumed Paris on every front, where it’s very hard for Ms Hilton to get a look in with the paparazzi. There’s enough blonde in the tabloids already. So for you Paris Hilton fans, here’s animal rights activist Paris Hilton’s Michael Jackson tribute (again) from Wire Image and via, the UK Daily Mail, just in case you miss seeing Paris Hilton’s mug on Horiwood.Com this year in 2010.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.15.2010~
Sunday, March 14, 2010
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Saturday, March 13, 2010
Ryan Cabrera's Connection To The Burglar Bunch
Just as news that the Burglar Bunch or Bling Ring intended to hit even more celebrities homes like Zac Effron, Spencer Pratt, and Miley Cyrus, we learn that Audrina’s boyfrind, Ryan Cabrera, has a connection to the Bunch.
After finding out that Ryan Cabrera will appear on the new E! show, Pretty Wild, as a crush of one of the sisters, Tess Taylor, 19, we learned that he indeed dated Tess for quite a while. Much like his rekindled romance with Audrina, Ryan and Tess had an on-again off-again situation where they dated, broke up and dated again.
“We casually hung out. Okay, him and I met a year ago, maybe even longer than that. We hung out, we had a little hook up thing whatever. But then we didn’t talk for a long time and randomly we met again.”
On Pretty Wild, you will see Tess’ sister Alexis Neiers, 18, arrested as a suspect in the Burglar Bunch crimes for hitting homes like Audrina, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s. “I feel like I’ve been treated really unfairly. Like, before I was even charged, people were attacking me. Like, you probably saw the footage of me getting out of jail,” Alexis complained. But she said she will have the last laugh.
That Ryan is connected to a girl who was arrested for the burglary of his girlfriend’s home shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise. Other celebs whose homes were hit were seen with the alleged criminals themselves, so this seems like it was more of a case of an inside job than of Ryan knowingly fraternizing with problem kids. Still, it’s such a tangled web we weave in Hollywood.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Paris Hilton's Debut Album [Paris]
- my point of view -
I’m only reviewing this album in courtesy of Megumi from the Lost Wing blog and just try it out before I knock it down a notch or two. I’m laughing as I write about Turn It Up, it started with all these moaning noises from Paris and I don’t think being sexy is her particular category, this song was pretty embarrassing and rather humorous.
Paris, quit it with the whole conceited-white-girl-trying-to-be-down shit, please. Fighting Over Me is a little better than the previous track but it’s still really low quality. Paris sounds like she is rap-singing or talk-singing or something but she sounds really lame that it’s just a laugh to me, way to be corny. Fat Joe’s rap session was my favorite part of this song but outside of that this song really sucks.
Pfft, I actually liked the reggae sound to Stars Are Blind and tend to ignore Paris’ awful vocals, she really cannot sing.
Nah, I do not like I Want You either, it’s such an abysmal and really mediocre song. I feel like I’m going to throw up right now.
Paris’ continues to disappoint me with this next track Jealously and I’m certainly waiting for it to end. Next.
Hmm? Maybe there is a good track coming soon with Heartbeat, Paris cannot sing but on the contrary she actually sounded okay on here but emotionless. The arrangement is really soothing and experimental to my ears, I must admit this was pretty decent all in all.
Nothing In This World is really painful to my ears, Paris’ vocals were monotone and very dull. I really dislike those ‘da da da‘ parts since they sounded really stupid to me. This was just failure with a capital F on it.
Okay, I’m actually starting to like Screwed a lot more than the first time I’ve heard it. There’s a lot of energy lacking in Paris’ vocals and along with that there is no emotion at all. It’s a pretty all right song regardless of that, I like the funky beat as well.
Paris sounds really bored and emotionless in this next track Not Leaving Without You. It’s just mind-blowing on how bad this song truly is.
Turn You On is definitely not sexy and emotionless, yawn… Next.
I actually like the arrangement for Do Ya Think I’m Sexy more than Paris’ vocals which weren’t awful but still bad, if that makes any sense. I honestly like this song for its funky beat and catchy chorus but it could have been better if Paris had went and took some singing lessons or something. It’s a pretty weak ending to this already abysmal piece of work of an album.
My Fav. Tracks:
Heartbeat
Screwed
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy
When I first heard Paris way back on Imeem, I honestly felt like throwing up and not because I was sick but only because it was just trash the first time and it’s still as bad the second go-round for me. Most of these songs were mediocre, unmemorable, dull, way below average, and just plain terrible. I don’t know what she was on to go and release such a horrid album, it just completely blows my mind as to why she would do such a thing. Paris Hilton is an attractive and alluring young woman but I feel that if she has gotten any singing lessons, maybe her next album will be worlds better than this throwaway garbage.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Love her or hate her Paris Hilton has fashion sense.
Okay, so yes, were all sick of Paris Hilton, but damn the girl does have style. I have to admit it. She really has some show stopping outfits that I love. She just celebrated her 29th birthday party in Vegas and wore this one shoulder white mini.
I have put together a bunch of my favorite Paris outfitts. Love her or hate her, the girl has style or her stylist has style. Or maybe my move from New York to California is starting to affect me. Shes actually really popular here in California. What can we do, it looks like Paris is here to stay. Either way, here it is…
I have put together a bunch of my favorite Paris outfitts. Love her or hate her, the girl has style or her stylist has style. Or maybe my move from New York to California is starting to affect me. Shes actually really popular here in California. What can we do, it looks like Paris is here to stay. Either way, here it is…
Love the whole outfit
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Sophocles: Not to be born is best, but having seen the light, the next best is to go whence one came as soon as may be.
75% of US senators were members of frats. 10 out of the top 30 Fortune 100.
So when my dad says that I shouldn’t judge society by college life I beg to differ. Is there really such thing as pluralism in an individualistic society? I can join or found a political party, a church, a social club, an interest group, that promotes the ideas that and social values I believe in. And as an individual I can believe and live by my own set of values. There is no force or coercion to the extent of the Spanish Inquisition. That is true. I can found a religion with myself as God and proclaim that anyone who does not live by my new bible will be punished by God both in this life and afterwords. The FBI might keep a watch on me. But so long as I remained a harmless crank, I wouldn’t be legally stopped. So yes to that extent there is pluralism. But to the extent that I enter the marketplace. That I work for a boss, and get my necessities from this society, I must enter the monistic values system and play by its rules. It is true the push-button transaction of the internet have made it less personal, but the basic principle still remains. So in the end the only pluralism is the freedom of the Stoics. The mind is free though the body is in chairs. As both a slave and emperor, no one can control the thoughts inside my head. My external actions may conform to the hegemony, but my soul soars free. I once followed Stoicism. Although I suppose I was never a real Stoic. In that my concept of duty was not the duties of this historical society but of abstract Right.
Frat boys are excellent sociobiologists. There view of sexual relations is Roissyite. Females need to protect their eggs, men need to spread their sperm. Females have no need for men. Men have no need for women except for the pleasure of sex. Thus they will pursue. Sex is a zero-sum game. In which every copulation is the defeat for the egg and a victory for the sperm.
This is the ontological metaphysical view of being in 2010 USA. All else descends from this one source.
Everything I say, is entirely alone. Well so be it. I can only speak for myself. Maybe I’m wrong about everything but it is what I will follow.
It isn’t just evil and degenerate. A work like this strikes me as profoundly boring and pointless. Perhaps it is ennui that is worse than evil. The moment the mind rises above a brute level of sensual pleasure. This romance seems incredibly dull. But I seem to be the only one in the world who feels this way. So I suppose democracy rules that I’m wrong.
If I would submit to the Athenian mob, why not the libertine mob?
Aren’t all forms of government democratic in form? At least to the extent that a open state of civil war does not exist. The very act of not rebelling represents democracy. And not just democracy, direct democracy. In that all actions are votes, not just that of the ballot box. In that sense all historical governments have been direct democracies.
How like Gulliver I have become. I would prefer to live among the Houyhnhnms if I could. But if that is impossible. Then I wish to stay way from the Yahoos, and stay in the stable conversing with horses.
Of course my Houyhnhnms Republic was metaphysics. And so I have remained in metaphysics. It is a poor substitute for life, but better than the world as it is.
Nozick and David Friedman say it is human to not want to go into the experience machine. We need life to be real. We need interaction with other free-willed social beings. If you had two identical Good situations, I would agree Real is better than Unreal. I would even go as far as to say you might want a slightly worse Real situation over a better Unreal one. But I would not accept that Real life in all conditions is better than the experience machine. Or even nonexistence.
Where is this all going to lead? What can be done?
The world is all that is the case as Wittgenstein said. And it shall remain what it is. There is no escaping that. I don’t know if the past historical era, or the present one is Objectively right about what Existence means. But I was born into THIS historical era. I must accept its’ truth. The present determines the past far more so than it creates the future. Although while the Now remains present, it can write the future, although it in turn will surely itself be rewritten by the future. But since I live Now, both past and future are under its absolute dictatorship.
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