Friday, August 28, 2009

Posh Spice & Paris Hilton in love

To be or not to be?! …

I mean – what is the main difference between Mrs Posh Backham and Miss Paris Hilton? Let’s look closely…

1) They both know nothing about politics. And especially don’t know who is exactly a president or prime minister of thier country. At least, how to write his surname .

2) Great, passionate interest in the question ‘how to look fashionable’ (with essential luck of thier own style or beautiful charm).

3) Extremely short skirts + high heels. I mean, when you go to a party, probably, to get a very pretty guy on this night… and when you think about the question ‘how to entertain him without any college degree diploma?’ (remember, your marks in your college diploma everytime look very funny and ugly)… you, instead, show him your bare legs. Anyway… don’t tell your parents, especially, if they are noble ones…

Posh Spise - could she wears something not so trivial as short skirts + high heels ?!

4) They both have very noble parents ( hmmm… noble parents never really interested in the question: how good thier child would, probable, be when they grow up).

When I'm looking on Paris a have some ideas why she can't complete her school/college degree

5) And, finally, plenty amount of free time for this two girls… Definitely, they don’t have any good full-time job (being a silly women isn’t a job – you couldn’t earn any salary for this). Basically with the luck of full time job Paris&Posh have a lot of free time to read all amount of yellow press and to discuss (seriously) all amount of non-serious, crazy, funny articles regularly published about them.

So… the question is: Why Paris Hilton looks more ugly&silly then Posh Spice??!

I guess, the answer is – Just because Paris doesn’t married yet and yet doesn’t have three little children and one husband with a good job…

And after Posh Spice & Paris Hilton you are talking about feminism… lol… )))))

[Via http://misscleofashion.wordpress.com]

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Celebrities--The Royalty of America

Most Americans scoff at the pagentry and pomp and circumstance afforded the royalty in countries such as Britain, but those same people may find themselves weeping at the sight of Britney Spears or Paris Hilton.  Most people cannot name the country’s attorney general, but they can probably give you the name of Britney’s two kids at the sight of Jay Leno walking up to them on the street.  People I know, grown men, were talking about the circumstances behind Paris Hilton’s latest incident, but they couldn’t tell you who Tom Daschle was.  Who cares right?  Daschle’s an idiot right?  Does anyone know what Lieberman recently said on John King’s State of the Union program on CNN?  How about the circumstances behind Chris Brown beating Rihanna?

I remember when Princess Diana died.  I remember how the people lined the streets to watch the funeral procession pass them by.  The people were devastated.  I’ll never forget a man taking his shaken wife into his arms.  He was just as shaken as she, but he was trying to maintain himself to be strong for her.  I couldn’t understand this near spiritual attachment these people had to a person who hadn’t really done anything in her life.  She was good looking, she married well, then she died.  In between, she was uncermoniously cast out of the royal family.  In between, she had a personal campaign against land mines.  No one is for land mines, they’re a necessary evil, and this purpose is abused by third world ditators who wouldn’t have listened to her anyway.  So, the campaign was largely a symbolic, feel good campaign set forth to probably put something on her resume for nay sayers like me.  What is she wasn’t good looking?  What if she hadn’t exuded strong sex appeal.  She died a symbolic figurehead who was mourned symbolically by those who felt symbolically attached to her.

I could say the same thing about Michael Jackson, but Jackson did some things.  Jackson did the We are the World thing.  Jackson actually brought people together on a basis that was more than symbolic.  Still, the mourning was almost as silly.  We could’ve mourned the fact that he would no longer grace us with his incredible music, but he stopped putting out incredible music ten years previous to his death.

A friend of mine loved John Ritter.  I loved Ritter.  I thought the guy was hilarious.  When he died, she called me.  I said: “Oh shoot, that bites.”  She was a broken woman.  She picked her daughter up from school that day and told her, “because I wanted you to hear it from me before you heard it from anyone else.” 

The Romans had a clever term for this, it was bread and circuses.  As long as the bread gets delivered to the people, and the circuses are performed on time, the people will not get angry over the failures of government.  They will not rise in anger over the deceit and fraud of government; they will not revolt against tyrannical rule.  They will laugh and pat their full tummies and praise the name of the latest Caesar that has provided for them.  A less cutesy term for this idea is diversion.  Give the people a suitable diversion, and they will incidentally allow you to reap their harvest for the “betterment of mankind,” because they don’t follow politics.

[Via http://rilaly.wordpress.com]

Check out Gypsy05.Com - Silk Maxi Dress

Lauren Conrad

Check out Gypsy05.com offial website! This Californian brand have been making summery clothes and have been spotted on many many celebs in the summer, their celeb lists is endless: Lauren Conrad and Audrina from the Hills, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Tori Spelling………………………!

Gypsy05is more than an artistic statement; it is an expression that stands to make a difference in the world. “good planets are hard to find” is the motto that began Gypsy05’s exploration to fight against environmental exploitation. Through the art of fashion, Gypsy05 aims to communicate that the beauty of nature is a marvel. Gypsy’s one of a kind designs incorporate organic fabrics, low impact dyes, and water based printing in every collection as part of our mission in environmental awareness. The vibrant use of colors, airy fabrics, and simplistic silhouettes also truly express our nature inspired theme.

Our story suggests the importance of smelling the roses rather than picking them; of getting inspired by the beauty of the vast ocean rather than polluting it. The message is to Recycle, Reduce, Re-planet and feel naturally confident and free while living environmentally friendly.

Get your Gypsy05 maxi dress now!!!!!

[Via http://kikitrenew.wordpress.com]

Monday, August 24, 2009

OMG! Fun "Toy" to Play With!

This is from newbeauty.com (check the rest of the site out too…lots to read…if you are into superficial/shallow beauty crap! LOL)…

Just played with this fun little widget thingy more than a few minutes. You can upload you picture (hair pulled back) and then manipulate the image with stuff like:

lip augmentation

nose job

botox

eyebrow lift

weight reduction(!)

And more!

My only complaint is the nose job option just narrowed my schnoz…it left the pointy tip…usually my nose looks like the Owen Wilson penis nose thing from that SNL skit…after this ‘makeover’ it looked more like Paris Hilton’s nose. Thinking Owen Wilson is better overall, right?!

Go! Enjoy!

Shit. The ‘too much time on her hands’ thing is showing again, isn’t it?

Click here:

http://www.newbeauty.com/makeover-tool.aspx

[Via http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com]